Saturday, July 08, 2006

Live astronauts capture zombie in outer space

NASA has declined an interview from this unreporter but don't deny that their top two astronauts are discussing how to return with the living dead without causing a panic. Rumor has it that the zombie was clinging to the Hubble trying to spy on people.

Originally posted on Absolute Write

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Tales from the Crips -- Blood brothers (The Story)

"Got that right brother." -- Tookie the day after his execution.

How do you critique a pregnant woman?

Besides the critique I provided for Sara Lee tonight, I can't recall ever giving a critique to a woman expecting before.

What do you say? "Uh, nice shoes lady."

"Excuse me, but that's my pickle you just grabbed."

"I think chocolate looks good on you. But the mustard is hiding your chin."

I need more practice incase I stumble across a pregnant woman in need of a quickie critique.